Dave's asked me to read Hard Times. I only skimmed it, but it's total literature failWell no disrespect to Dickens but when Dave came upstairs with Hard Times and Totes Expectations, whatever, I just went WTF, the bookshelf is completely full and are not times hard enough without taking endless paperbacks to the dump, major downer, but he was like please babes, just a precis and some quotes, Hilto wants to own Dickens before Miliband's people get hold of him, plus Hunty specially picked us the funnest titles, Caroline got Bleak House, tee hee. And I was like, wait up, did you not do Dickens at Eton but Dave said are you serious, only the local boffinry, everyone normal did Of ...